you're kind of gorgeous. swoons.
image source: mo88mo
image source: mo88mo
"Your gift presentation should be as meaningful as your gift.
Each of our fabric wraps has a message: Give Luck. Give Love. Give Heart." - chewing the cud
"He stuck his cock in me and said I love you, in that exact order. Now I'm not afraid to die. 'Cause like birds and bees and bugs, they all die after they fuck."
"Exhibit A - my father. He had sex with my mum to make me but, you know, I think he like, frickin fell on her or something because he says that we're both accidents."
"When a horse falls, foam comes out of its mouth. When it falls, the legs of the horse thrash and the horse is no good ... so somebody shoots it. The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the children's hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse."
"I don't like the country. Creeps me out. In the country, dead bodies live in swamps, and ditches, and shallow graves. A man dumps the body of a girl in a ditch. The body rotts; Melts into slime. Flowers pop up where the body lies, seeds fly out of the flowers, and a bee sucks the flowers and makes honey. And then the family of the girl buys the honey from the store. And the family eats the girl."
"The design concept of propaganda focuses on the ultimate utility of our products. It is an attempt to satisfy human being's basic needs, and to solve daily problems in a more convenient and better life. The concept also blends a liberal measure of wit with discerning materials forged together with sophisticated production techniques that enhance the value-added impact of each object without losing sight of the global trends in terms of design sensibilities and market demands." - propaganda
"all i can say is i met, chatted with and took a photo with yannis" ... queue pang of jealousy
"i spoke about the gig and how much we loved it and how amazing it was and he said he really appreciated it and tonight was better than last night" ... what did i tell you?
"i think we can safely say australia is the best place to tour in the world.
why didn't we do this earlier?" - foalsfoalsfoals via twitter
monday: people who couldn't beat the tuesday rush for tickets, or people who hesitated buying tickets because they just weren't too sure.
tuesday: the awesome ones who found you before you were famous.
"Look down ... back up, where are you? You're on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's a masterball with two of those Pokemon that you love. Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW EVOLVING. Anything is possible when you train your Pokemon like a man and not a lady. I'm on a Rapidash." - RetardedTACOs
"although it's a little light on actual fashion advice, i'm still finding it quite useful. for example, the other day i was out having coffee in the sun and realised i'd left my sunglasses at home. but then i realised i had a copy of your book in my bag. it was the perfect size to block the sun from my eyes while i read my favourite magazine" - like i give a frocki'm not sure how i would take to someone telling me that my book (if i had one) was only ever good for blocking the sunlight so i could read another book or magazine. there's also an email from her mother, implying that michi shouldn't judge people with facial hair. the fact that michi allowed these to be published in her book, reveals that she's very much aware of what people think of her writing and judgmental demeanor - and quite frankly, she doesn't give a shit. not only that, she's making bucket loads of money out of it. all power to her.
"This set of 6 dry-measure cups nests neatly just like traditional Russian matryoshkas. They accurately measure 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup, and they’re built from heavy-duty, food-safe, long-life engineering plastics. M-Cups are useful, easy to store, and quite charming...so why not doll up YOUR kitchen with a little Russian folklore?" - fred & friends
boy who previously cheated on girl wants to get drunk and crash at a chicks house with a bunch of other chicks. insecure girlfriend does not appreciate this and thinks over the relationship overnight. girlfriend calls boy the following day to tell him she doesn't feel like there is enough effort and she is done with his bullshit (note: girl initially offered to meet up to discuss the situation, but boy was stubborn and preferred to hear it over the phone as there was 'no point' in meeting up). end.clearly, this was not a mutual breakup. yet, to this day, boy believes it is. how can something so obvious be misinterpreted, you ask? well, in an attempt to keep his track record he'll tell the world that he has never been dumped. repetition and selective memory have come in to play. such a method is very effective and generally produces the intended result. chances are he'll end up convincing himself. insert-ego-boost-here. so there you go kids, a classic example of a person who takes so much pride in his so-called track record, that he is blinded by the fact that - no, it wasn't a mutual break up, you were dumped. insert-gasp-here.
"Does your nose feel lonely? Are you having a party? Or planing a bank robbery. Mustaches for everyone! Simple to use for every age. And a lot of fun. Flexible, no glue, no ribbons. The range has four styles to choose from and each attaches to the wearer’s septum." - pavel sidorenko
"We have also created a cute bag for the Diana Flash from the same organically finished leather. While you're snapping everything that moves, it's easy to forget where you put your accessories. With this in mind we included a snap-button tie to attach to your belt." - lomography.com.au