Wednesday, 4 March 2009
gemmalicious
gempot: i hope he gets penis cancer and they have to
amputate it and replace it with his toe.


Tuesday, 3 March 2009
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
Thursday, 12 February 2009
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
valentines day
Monday, 9 February 2009
gran torino
Walt Kowalski: Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you. I'd look down too, if I was you. You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you. Then I thought you were worse with women than stealing cars... Toad.
Thao Vang Lor: It's Thao.
Walt Kowalski: What?
Thao Vang Lor: It's not Toad, my name is Thao.
Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well, you were blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two shits about a toad like you.
Thao Vang Lor: You don't know what you're talking about.
Walt Kowalski: You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan, just walk out with Miss What's-her-face. She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why!
Thao Vang Lor: Who?
Walt Kowalski: Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater. She's been looking at you all day, stupid!
Thao Vang Lor: You mean Youa?
Walt Kowalski: Yeah... Yum Yum... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, pussycake.
Sunday, 8 February 2009
crystal castles
not impressed. disappointed with their performance overall - nevertheless, i will not deprive you of the clips i took during. i just want to add that i think its uncool for bands to disrespect their fans by doing the following:
- making us wait
over an hour(ETA) quite a while for the show to start ( ... and might i add - not apologising for it ) - stalling for about 5 minutes, especially when the performance only went for a mere 45 minutes
- not performing an encore - even with fans cheering for an extended period of time
Saturday, 7 February 2009
filos
ptee: lets go to st kilda and look for penguins!
xtine: i don't want to see penguins ... i've got a filo to see.
xtine: i don't want to see penguins ... i've got a filo to see.
you crack me up x
Sunday, 1 February 2009
Thursday, 29 January 2009
parents return from vietnam
pssht ... and i'm here shitting my dacks over a piercing.
me: please don't yell at me -covers nose piercing-
mum: what?
me: -uncovers nose piercing-
mum: oh, i got a tattoo
my dad's cooler than me - he doesn't trip over rocks, he falls off motorbikes.
me: dad look at my thigh - i gashed it tripping over a rock at the beach!
dad: oh yeah? look at my calf
dad: oh yeah? look at my calf
me: -dies-
Sunday, 25 January 2009
Thursday, 22 January 2009
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