pssht ... and i'm here shitting my dacks over a piercing.
me: please don't yell at me -covers nose piercing-
mum: what?
me: -uncovers nose piercing-
mum: oh, i got a tattoo
my dad's cooler than me - he doesn't trip over rocks, he falls off motorbikes.
me: dad look at my thigh - i gashed it tripping over a rock at the beach!
dad: oh yeah? look at my calf
dad: oh yeah? look at my calf
me: -dies-
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