mothers say the darndest things to keep their children from getting tattoos.
a: i'm getting a tattoo.
mum: you're such a weird girl. you have all these piercings and now you want a tattoo.
a: i'm not weird. you have a tattoo.
mum: i got mine as a souvenir from thailand.
a: ok, well then i'll get a tattoo when i'm in europe.
mum: but you're not married yet.
a: how does that have anything to do with getting a tattoo?
mum: you can't get a tattoo until you're married.