loves mum

mum: there's something wrong with the mobile. it won't turn on even though i've charged it all night.
me: let me see ...
mum: hands phone over
me: ... did you try turning it 'on'?
mum: there's an 'on' button?
me: blink blink ... dies laughing

holding on by a thread

presets at the forum

when: 22 february
where: the forum
lineup: the cassette kids, the presets
watched: a little cassette kids, the presets
and: it was fan-fucking-tastic. anywhere was awesome - especially with the mad-ass laser/light effects ... so cool. not much else i can say. heaps better than cut copy - almost on par with daft punk. best view ever. perfect timing - not too long, not too short. bright jackets. love v.i.p. - love the forum.

thinspiration

giselle

i feel younger than i am

vi: can you pull over next to that girl
cabbie: ... the little girl that's ... jumping?
vi: sighs ... yes
a: jumping on autumn leaves waiting for vi's cab

mug pantone

valerie tolosa

diiie

i'm sitting there validating a report and i see this.

it's even conveniently highlighted in red.
it's official - the kpi report wants me to die.

batman vs. superman

me: i love superman. superman is the best!
dan: batman is better than superman. batman would defeat superman.
me: what? no. batman is a human with sweet tools and gadgets. superman has powers.
dan: yes. but you know what batman always carries with him?
me: what?
dan: kryptonite.

the technologically challenged are ugly

luceyyyyy. says: he's a slow typer.
. amanda says: oh ew ... slow typers
. amanda says: hahaha
luceyyyyy. says: i know.
luceyyyyy. says: whats the point of being with someone who's technologically challenged?
. amanda says: exactly.

winehouse

amy winehouse has a really ugly body. the end.

ben dover

a while back, but i still think it's funny.

me: this random ben dover guy added me on facebook - i don't know if i know him.
note: profile picture is of a man bending over
lucy: giggles. amanda ...
me: i'll keep him there until i figure out who he is
lucy: amanda ... ben dover
me: confused. long pause.
me: ... oh. delete.

plastique monkey gallery

yuka yamaguchi

we can go now

at a crossing.

me: we can go now
dan: no we can't
... car dives past
me: we can go now
dan: no we can't
.. car drives past
me: we ca ..
car drives past
me: this is why i don't drive.

loves lucy

lucy: talking to another driver on the road. no, i'm not going to give way to you!
a: why not?
lucy: i don't give way to people.
5 minutes later
lucy: omg. why won't this person give way to me?!