so how was your weekend ...

brit: mark lost his job
tesh: i'm single now
me: i found $50 on the ground. grins.
brit & tesh: you bitch.

dark come soon

western spaghetti by PES

loves mum

mum: there's something wrong with the mobile. it won't turn on even though i've charged it all night.
me: let me see ...
mum: hands phone over
me: ... did you try turning it 'on'?
mum: there's an 'on' button?
me: blink blink ... dies laughing