the technologically challenged are ugly

luceyyyyy. says: he's a slow typer.
. amanda says: oh ew ... slow typers
. amanda says: hahaha
luceyyyyy. says: i know.
luceyyyyy. says: whats the point of being with someone who's technologically challenged?
. amanda says: exactly.

winehouse

amy winehouse has a really ugly body. the end.

ben dover

a while back, but i still think it's funny.

me: this random ben dover guy added me on facebook - i don't know if i know him.
note: profile picture is of a man bending over
lucy: giggles. amanda ...
me: i'll keep him there until i figure out who he is
lucy: amanda ... ben dover
me: confused. long pause.
me: ... oh. delete.

plastique monkey gallery

yuka yamaguchi

we can go now

at a crossing.

me: we can go now
dan: no we can't
... car dives past
me: we can go now
dan: no we can't
.. car drives past
me: we ca ..
car drives past
me: this is why i don't drive.

loves lucy

lucy: talking to another driver on the road. no, i'm not going to give way to you!
a: why not?
lucy: i don't give way to people.
5 minutes later
lucy: omg. why won't this person give way to me?!

loves the team

a: has he got the whole hand flick thing going on. flicks hand.
brit: no, he's more of a hands-pressed-on-knees and clicks-in-speech kind of guy

sam: rocks up mid-convo
a: oooh i love gay people
brit: i've got to get more drugs for my dog

a & brit: pause. walk off to our desks.
sam: your team is weird.

a little word in your ear

tom vek

mighty (tiny)

awesome idea for an invite.